IN today’s excellent piece by Robert McNeil ("Words that are beyond their ken, you know", The Herald, September 30) he mentions Bampot, Glaikit and Stooshie. What a smashing name for a firm of solicitors or estate agents. As would be Peely Wally and Hairy, or Manky, Mingin and Mawkit or Dreich, Dour and Crabbit.

I could go on but maybe it's someone else's turn.

Neil MacVicar,

1 South Street, Greenock.